You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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