Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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