dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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