Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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