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May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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