quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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