i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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