You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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