I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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