I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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