Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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