My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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