I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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