i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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