I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
where are my eyebrows?
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