Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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