it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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