Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
