found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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