You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
now i know why i became what i already was.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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