I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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