Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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