Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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