I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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