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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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