It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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