I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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