Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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