just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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