i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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