I would go down on you faster than GM stock
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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