I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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