My first STD was from a foam party
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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