come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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