His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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