My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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