I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
