shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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