quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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