belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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