I smell stomach acid.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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