Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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