Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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