the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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