But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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