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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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