fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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