god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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