Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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