he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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