Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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