Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize