winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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