For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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