I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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