My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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